Friday, September 30, 2011

There was McQueen and the King they went to see Otto Otto went are you doing I am jast racing OK well jast seeing you well I was jast jocking I an come wif you OK OK but you are so big don't worry but but went do you want um I jast af to um see if big race cars or olod but it is winter aho are we going to stop tacking lo is that car I don't know it is not I don't know it is Fin McMissile Fred went are you doing er I am jast cacking out the great Fin McMissile hey I am great car you arnt a car yes I am no you are a race car sorry it's OK went are we going to do Otto I don't know cod we jast call I know I know Holly Shiftwell ya next stop Toko um ware are we you men you dent see eny thing ah ah ah OK arent you going to tell me went cars are going to be in the race OK you red Tex a wite car Kamoto Mater a green car a nofr red car OK let's race you can't catch me ah ah ah you are sorry ah wo OK I quite Otto y are you lifing look at all tos asickls wents the matr I can't jamp let's go and see your skill test OK that's one big ramp I know now your skill test is starting in three two one yes yes do you want um are you going to shout go yes so you better drif go! zoom did you see that Doc Otto yes come down from there OK now went um you get the piston cup trophy thicks for the trophy Doc know problom I know goodbye bye bye now how are we going to have fun I don't went now went dopy Doc how do you know my nae I jast do now Doc don'                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                

Thursday, September 22, 2011

chick hicks saying ah

There was Flo and Romone they went to get police costumes. Flo was a policewomen and Romone was a policeman. They went to catch Chick Hicks. They called everyone to get Chick Hicks. The cars were mad, they said "You are going to die, yeah." Chick said "The piston cup trophy and I will steal it"

McQueen said "First you have to win it"  Chick said "Ha ha ha I am not going to win it they are going to win it". There McQueen meet Sony, Barry and Vince. McQueen said "You have to win it  not them" chick said "do you think so?" They will make me just watch them if they win. I hope they started Vince said "Uh oh 25 laps" Barry said "Look at all those race cars." Sony said "I dont know about this." Chick Hicks Chick said "You will win I know it." Sony said "Ok" Chick Hicks "Great I am going to haing out with Mia and Tia. McQueen saw them he said "Yeah Sony taste this" Sony said "What is it?" McQueen said "A bomb." Sony exploded into Radiator Springs. Sally said "Hi check out paint with Romone" Barry said "Bye-bye." McQueen said "Oh no you don't." He was in 1st plase and it was the last lap they both had one inch. McQueen won the race. When Chick was almost done with a joke. Mia and Tia hit Chick and went over to McQueen. Chick said "Why did you slow down?" "I didn't there was a mouse in my engine." Chick said "Next time I am going to win the race for you." Chick said "Ok but no more puting mice in your engine." Barry said "Yes sir now go to doc's home and give me some cups." Barry said "Yes sir Chick." Before he got there Mater and McQueen were guarding doc's home. The end.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

I love angry birds rio

There was McQueen, he had to tell doc that he waned to go on a race. When they got to the start they had more racers came Guido, Mia, Fillmore, snot rod, DJ, doc, McQueen, King, chick hicks, fire truck Mater, Mater, Sheriff, Luigi, Wingo, Sally, Flo, Sarge and Romone.

When everyone was asleep and the woke up they saw that someone  was going to win. They are angry. When they followed the tracks they saw who went, it was snot rod, but he wasn't awake, he was just sneezing. He won the race. Everybody was worn out. They had to get oil and gas. The end

Today I am going to play Angry Birds, Rio on Funny Games.us or Angry Animals. You have to kill aliens pink, purple, green and yellow. The sheep do nothing, the chick goes fast, the pig turns in to tree, the bull shoots milk and the horsy explodes.

After my blog I am going to play Angry Alien game  then Angry Birds Hunting game then blue blox and then a Monster Truck game.

DJ hit me and erased my blog.  DJ is lying about me playing games. I have to make ten more lines to be done with my blog. It is going to be fun, it is so much fun.
                                                            

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

I love angry animals

There was King, he zoomed in to the United States to tell Romone
"Can I have a new pant job?" "Ok first I have to know what pant job you want, King." "Oh I want a new number." Raomone told him what kind of number do you want?"  He said "Oh you want the nambr nineteen, okay." He went to tell Sally, Mack, Mater, Doc, Guido, lightning McQueen, DJ,, Wingo, chick hics, sheriff, Luigi,, Finn McMissile,Tex not Chuck,  Mia, Tia, Frank, monster truck Mater, boost, sarge, Fillmore, Red, and a tractor. They all wanted a number The end.

After school I am going to play with LEGO's. I am going to make two giraffes and play lot's of Lego.com. I am going to use blue, red, white and yellow and I am going to make the word Wii.We don't have gray so I am going to use red, blue, and white. It is going to be fun today. I am going to play Angry Animals. There are horses, bulls, pigs, sheep, chicks, and aliens. I can even edit, that means you can make your own course.

DJ published his blog. He is scared dad is coming. He is screaming. I don't like it at all. I love mom and dad they love us. 
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Wednesday, September 14, 2011

games and sports

There was a monster truck, not Monster Truck Mater. He went to play lot's of games and sports he played baseball, tennis, bowling, golf, boxing, and other games and sports. He had lot's of fun. He saw monster truck dinoco, monster truck McQueen, the mad one monster truck chick hicks, and mater came with the ghost light tractor tipping Frank and his tractors. Maters UFO came, Tia and Mia came by, monster truck sarge came by, he saw them he took them to Ramone's house of body art. Mack and not Chuck came, they cried about McQueen, chick hicks,  Greg Cadyman,  and sage vanderspin came they all fought Winford Bradford Rutherford came McQueen  and monster truck mater said stop the music. Flo said whats the matter? Are we being attacked or what? Monster truck mater said no no no. 

Once it was a beautiful late summer, the afternoon sun shone down bright on johnny tractor and billy  baler as they baled hay for the last time of the season. As they rounded a  curve in the field they could see the old Austin place, once a grand country house in had long been abandoned and was rundown. Even though they had gone right past it that morning johnny couldn't help but think of it every time he saw it "you know" said johnny that place is sure spooky looking yeah it gives me the willies said billy.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

cars the video

We are not going to our blog quick dad will be home soon.  I am always good. I am doing my school good, after school I am going to make an Angry Birds set. A green cup for the king pig, a red block for the red bird, a red car for the big red bird, a black car for the black bird, green block for the boomerang bird, a blue tender for the blue bird, a taxi for the yellow bird, a cow for the white bird.

There was a car named Tex and pit crew and  McQueen Lightning # 95. McQueen is a hotshot rookie race car, poised to become the youngest car ever to win the piston cup Championship McQueen is built for speed and has just two things on his mind: winning and the perks that come with it. Red may not be a fire truck of many words but what he doesn't say he shows through his generous actions. Whether its putting out a tire fire or caring for the beautiful flowers of Radiator Springs, red is there to support and protect his beloved town. Red takes negative comments about his town. Frank is a hard worker. He spends his days in the fields harvesting threshing and clearing grain. Then its off to oversee the tractors.

I am going to talk about who lived in Radiator Springs and Ornament valley.  Mater, Doc Hudson, Flo, Ramone, Luigi, Guido, sheriff, Red, Sarge, Lizzie, Fillmore,  Stanley, Bessie, Frank (the combine) Tractor, Dustin Mellows,  Alarm Clock, Timothy Timezone, Mildred Bylane, Greta, Valerie Veate, Nick Stickers,  Edwin Kranks, Derek Decals, Dobbs, Oliver Lightload, Gil, Ben, Crankleshaft, Jerry Recycled Batteries.

Now the fans and racers: Strip the king Weathers # 43, Chick Hicks # 86, Chuck Armstrong # 33, Rusty Cornfuel # 4, Todd the Shockster Marcus # 123, Ruby Easy Oaks # 51, Ralph Carlow # 117 ,Misti Motorkrass # 73, Lee Revkings Floyd Mulvihill # 70, Murray Clutchburn Johnny Blamer # 54, Kevin Racingtire # 35 , Ryan Shields # 39, Kevin Shiftright # 121, Dirkson d Agostino # 34, Slider Petrolski # 74, Sage VanDerSpin # 80, Greg Candyman # 101, Darren Leadfoot # 82 ,Haul Lnngas # 79 ,Brush Curber # 56 ,Winford Bradford Rutherford # 64, Tex Gray, Luke Pettlework , Dinoco Girls Stacy, Dexter, Hoover, Tom ,Tow, Charlie Checker, and Marlon Clutches. 

Today is Tuesday I can't wait til Monday. On Friday we are going to eat Burger King

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Angry Birds

Yesterday I didn't get Fruit Loops, but today I am going to get them and be good after school. I am going to play Angry Birds. I love it so much, too much. I am going to play it all day and night. I love it so much. Hawaii is where you can find the biggest volcano.

Angry Birds has the big set up where the pigs wear hard hats and some do not have some. They are pretty fun, too fun and so fun. I can't went till I win golden eggs on Angry Birds. Dad still won't pass level 3-5 on Angry Birds for me.

Yesterday I watched Angry Birds on YouTube. My title is Angry Birds Pigs in Easter. It looks like there is a red, blue, yellow, black, white, green, another red and another red. The red does nothing. The blue turns into three birds. The yellow goes fast. The black bird bombs. The white shoots eggs. Green goes backwards. The big red does nothing. The next red bird bounces on wood only. I want to win all of them. I love them all levels with three stars on each level, then you can have Angry Birds Easter and all kinds of stuff.

After school I am going play Angry Birds. Then I am going to play Cars. Then watch TV, then I am going to watch YouTube Angry Birds. It is going to be fun today, so fun, too fun. I am going to play lots of stuff. DJ is stupid, so stupid.

After school I am going to play sand game. My real name is Adrien Alyster Ulrich Shaffer. Djamolodine's real name is DJAMOLODINE Duane Shaffer.

January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December. I am going to say them backwards, December, November, October, September, August, July, June, May, April, March, February, January. Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Spring, Fall, Summer, Winter. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, those are the days of  the week, seasons, numbers spelled and months of the year. There was a ckicken, a green chicken. He ran all over the place. He had fun, so much fun. The end

Sara wants to know how to play Angry Birds. This blog is for her. Today is going to be fun. I am going to do what I typed. It is going to be so much fun today. Everyday it is going to be fun, not some days it can't be fun. I love mom and dad so much. They love me so much. I love the babies and other people.

Friday, September 9, 2011

The Angry Birds Pigs Being Cowboys



Once we went to the store. We got lots of stuff. We went home. We got to many bags. It filled our home. We can't walk.
There was a red moose. He went to the fireworks to buy some fireworks. Those fare works don't work. He was sad.
I am listening to Pandora radio songs. I am going to play Wii after school, Wii Fit Plus or Cars. DJ loves cars, me too. I love the seven colors of the rainbow, red, green, yellow, indigo, purple, orange, violet and blue. On September 24th is Maggie's party at some kind of park. I want China Wok for supper. My favorite food is China Wok. I am a pro. I love being a pro. Someday I am going to pro class. Duck likes to ride on Silkie. Henrietta flies everywhere. Miss Bitchy got bit by a dog.
DJ took angry birds little game upstairs. I don't do that. 
There was a cat whose name was Martin. He went in the snow. The snow of the snow storm followed the cat into the cat's home. He was covered in snow. It melted. He got wet. He turned blue when he was dry.

On Angry Birds the pigs stole the bird eggs from a rope, a cowboy rope, The king pig was the one with the rope. The helmet pig does not know if it is a good idea. He got killed before he got away. Two more died, not the king pig, it did not die.   

                                                                                                                                                                           

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Angry Birds Knock on Wood

For breakfast is Fruit Loops. I want them and two sandwiches and smores. Yummy, so yummy. It is the best day ever. I can't wait. It is going to be great. I am going to hug mommy, daddy and DJ.
I love to eat strawberries.
There was an Angry Birds practice level  56-14. They couldn't beat it. Without boomerang bird and bomb bird. They came with there friends. The boomerangs went first. He couldn't do it. It was the bomb birds turn. It was bricks. They talked to each other. They had a deal about going at the same time. It worked, but it didn't. The bomb bird boomed, all the birds flew up in the air, and they all crashed the top of the bricks. It broke, level clear. They had fun. The End
 
Mom let out the chickens. After school I am going to play Wii Fit Plus on the Wii. Mom is working. I am working, dad is working, DJ is working. Daddy wont let me pass level 3-5 on angry birds.

We got transformed in the movie cars watching a race. Dinoco won the race. We loved it.

There was a green cow. He went to the store to buy milk. The store ran out of milk. The pig came by. He said just make some. He did make some and they loved it so much. They hugged him.

There was a chicken in the yard. She was pink and green. She went to discover the yard. 

we are going to watch Beakmen. My, DJ is stooped. I can't wait till then. It is going to be fun. I told you, fun. Today is going to be fun. After my blog I am going to do math games or video games will be fun, but once dad said I can have China Wok for supper, so yummy. I love Beakmen. He teaches me science. Fruit Loops, yay, fun!  

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

AA Clicking Mouse his Foot




There was me at the store. I pick apples and grapes. Then I go to the kittens and puppies store. I got one puppy and one kitten. They loved me too much. They jumped on me.
Two days ago we went camping. It was fun. DJ wants waffles. I don't want waffles. It's going to be fun today. I am going to play Angry Birds or PBS Kids or PBS Kids Play. I don't know what to play today. I love my blog. I am going to write ten lines on my blog today. I love mom and dad and after school I think I will play Wii Sports and Wii Fit Plus on the Wii.

AA is happy because of the songs. They are great too great. I love the songs. AA loves them. This is the goodnight song. I love it. I am serious. I love them so much. This is Don't Worry Be Happy. I will add the songs to Angry Birds. This song is Little Red Caboose. It is great. This is If All of the Raindrops. How much do I love it? So much. I love all of them. This is So Long Farewell. This is the Lion Sleeps Tonight, it's so great. This is Sleepyhead Mommy. This is the Green Grass Growing All Around, it's great. This is so great, it is Ob-la-di-ob-la-da, too great. This is Lion King song. This is Shortning bread. This is Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. This is Mockingbird. This is Row Row Row your boat. This is Under the Sea. I love it so I am going to always love it. This is Day-o Banana Boat Song. It's not great. This is Mary Mack. I love it. This is Skip to My Lou, I love it.

I am in frst grade. This is Chim Chim Cher-Ee. This song is I don't Want to Live on the Moon. This song is the Green Grass Grows. This song is Don't Fly Away. The song is great, too great. The song is called Who's My Pretty Baby? It is great too. The song is Here Comes the Sun. It is great. The song is We're Going to Be Friends Today. I am going to have fun today. The song is One Love People Get Ready. The song  is Ooey Gooey. The song is Peanut Butter. This song is Garden Song. The song is called It's Great You and Me song. This song is called Little Stack of Sugar. This song is called I'm Yours. This song is People Watching. This song is A Frog Went a Walking. This song is Caterpillar Caterpillar. I love it. This is the ABC song. It is great. It is so fun. This song is Happy Feet. It's lovely and great song, a bit too great.    
 

Angry Birds Big Adventure

We took photos two days ago. We had fun two days ago. We took lots of photos two days ago. Dad is going teach us how to send photos to the computer.  I have a band-aid on my shoulder. It hurt so much. DJ pulled it off. It hurt more. DJ laughed at me for something. DJ hid the Cars case and Wii Fit Plus.  I want it. He lost it
so he should find it.
  
Once upon a time there was a dog. He want to the attic. He went to the playground, then home. They played  games and school. After school I am going to watch angry birds on YouTube. One thousand shows on it. One of them was the yellow bird. He said, "There's no need to be bored."

Then red bird said, "Knock on wood, where did you get that?"

At the camp I saw Gramma, Grammpa and Cathy. Dad was there. We played horseshoes. I got a ringer two times there. DJ didn't tell the story. Angry Birds is my favorite game in the world. There are red birds, yellow birds, bomb birds, a chicken, a boomerang bird, big red and red bouncy birds. My favorite bird is the boomerang bird or birds. I know how to spell page. I wanted smores at the camp. We were not allowed on the trampoline. I wanted to sit. Cayla left Tommy alone at the camp out. Tommy rode in our car one day ago.

We had fun. We have a new camera. I took a photo of Angry Birds and the pigs. They were green. The mustache pig is funny. At the camp I had bread and cupcakes and muffins. My favorite was chocolate. I ate crackers and drank milk. DJ is stupid. Yesterday was fun. I was happy yesterday, very happy. Angry Birds is very fun, too fun. It's September sixth. It is 1:34 PM. At Duane's it was fun. I love Mama and Dadda. POPTROPICA is my favorite game in the world. DJ has funny hair. We don't have a tent, not a single tent. I love dad a lot too much. We are doing science today. After school I am going to play Wii sports or I am going to read a lot. On September 28 it is my birthday. I love my sock monkey. I am going to have more fun today and tomorrow. At the camp mom squished me.

My full name is: Adrien Alyster Shaffer

I live in: Brookville

The state we live is: Pennsylvania

My favorite holiday is: Easter. Why? Because we find eggs and candy and money and all sorts of stuff. It will be fun in Easter, so fun. We find yellows, blues, greens, purples, indigo, red, pink, orange and more colors. We get presents, car fans, books, stickers and stuff. I don't know, but I like some lot of stuff that we find fruit candy yummy very yummy. I eat a lot.           

What I want to be when I grow up: scientist, why, because I know a lot of stuff that Beakman told me a lot and lots of stuff. Anyway I don't know all stuff. I know that some birds can't fly, like flamingos, flames can't burn without oxygen. I know more, but it's secret and I can't tell anyone, no one. Hair pushes hair out. I will build a science building too great. I love it so mach.                                                                                                 

Sunday, September 4, 2011

We are Going to Camp Out After School

Today we are going camping. I'm excited. We are going to camp at Duane's house. Cayla's not coming there or Zaine.  Dad I really love him. I had fun yesterday. We played Wii Cars Mater National and Wii fit plus. My favorite show is NASCAR and Cars 2 or Cars. We are sleeping in the tent tonight. We are playing tag with Holden. He is going to be there today. Mom saw a rat two days ago in the coop. If we type fast we can write a small blog. My title is "we are going to the camp out after school." I am playing angry birds after school or PBS kids or something on the Wii cars store mode. Today is Sunday. Today I'm happy because we will take photos today outside of the chickens and bees and all kinds of stuff. My favorite bird on angry birds is the black birds and green birds. The greens are coming soon. Black birds are bomb birds. I love them, all of them. I hope they have apples. We have a light, a bright light. Camping is going to be fun there today. I know how to spell coloring. I have to go poop. My belly hurts. Yesterday was Friday.